Kitsilano – Perfect home for an Owala stan.
This two-bed townhouse in Kitsilano embodies an Owala. Built in 2024, she’s only a year old but taking the world by storm. This townhome features a sensible open-concept kitchen and entertaining space. It reminds me of the functionality of the straw/spout mouth piece combo of a stunning Owala.
Just steps away from the future Arbutus SkyTrain and 4th St. shopping, yet nestled on a quiet street, this townhome is the perfect place to call home. With large windows and 900 ft of yard space, it is perfectly suited for all seasons and will only set you back $2.2 million.
Tofino – Live out your surfer dreams.
To me, people with a Hydroflask are from 2010 Tumblr and have surfer energy, so I’m choosing this five-bed home in Tofino. The wooden vintage siding and the modern interior is the same mixture between having an 80s scrunchie on one wrist and an alkaline bracelet on the other that I definitely would have reposted on my Tumblr page.
Not only do you get a three-bed, three-bath main home but this property also comes with a one-bed, one-bath loft cottage and two serviced RV sites. It is equipped with all the amenities that someone would need living in a surf town including a hot tub, outdoor shower and ample storage space. With a prime location on half an acre, this property will cost you $2.9 million.
Saughnessy – Gym protein shaker bottle with generational wealth.
Now some of you may not agree with me, but hear me out. This six-bedroom home in Saughnessy is a gym shaker bottle. Besides the obvious fact that there is a gym in the basement, shaker bottles have generational wealth. They have been around for years and will never not be needed. From the kitchen to the closets, this house has functionality.
An amazing feature of this home is the park-like garden that goes along an outdoor pool and hot tub. Newly rebuilt and renovated by the renowned architectural firm Hollifield, this home has the perfect blend of vintage design and modern comfort. For the price of $7.5 million you can call it home.
Fairview – All the bells and whistles of a Stanley Cup wearing a backpack.
This six-bedroom duplex in Fairview reminds me of a Stanley Cup – it’s even the right colour. This home is sleek, semi-functional, slightly large but still fits in my car’s cupholder. The new house on the block, and yet she's making a statement and a name for herself. Perhaps at times the most aesthetically pleasing living room to place your 12 limited edition colours that you fought a 12 year old for in Walmart.
Built in 2025, this duplex has a rooftop deck and open living room space that is perfect for entertaining. It also includes a separate two-bedroom suite with its own entrance, perfect as a mortgage helper or for guests. Located in the heart of Vancouver, it will cost you $3.2 million.
Whistler – Mountain views only fit for a Yeti bottle to tackle.
Saving the best for last at this five-bedroom home in Whistler – it offers a detached, fully self-contained carriage suite above the garage. That means your in-laws will have to face the harsh BC December weather to even begin to bother you at all.
Located in a quiet wrap-around suite this house has a cozy fireplace, gourmet kitchen and generous dining room space. The best part? You can be in by Christmas for the price of $8.29 million.
My mom always tells me that you need to brand yourself, and in my opinion that starts with what water bottle you have. So why not have a home to match?
